Agnes Brown has had enough hassle with Christmas trees to last a lifetime, so this year she refuses to have one. But with Grandad's health a worry for everyone, is there something else missing this Christmas apart from j…

Grandad is convinced that the house is haunted. Cathy has a new internet date, Agnes has been given a special Christmas tree to cheer her up and Rory has had plastic surgery.

Having persuaded Mark to let Bono attend his first disco, Agnes joins Winnie and Hilary on patrol for the Neighbourhood Watch scheme Maria and Father Damien have set up to combat the recent crime surge, though Buster act…